Monday, May 21, 2007

Give me my S P A C E...or else you sUfFeR...x-(

My organization was planning to publish a newsletter some months back. Came to know that they are still... planning. :D

Mails were sent across to people asking for entries. People were motivated to become poets and painters overnight and it was quite hilarious a situation. Of all people that they could demand and not waste their energy by motivating uselessly, was "ME", reason being that I was the only non-tech, 'assumed creative person' in a place where the mass breathes technology.

I was asked to write an article and for the next whatsoever days, all i heard from everyone around was "Article, article, article..." THey werent bothered bout a topic, they werent bothered about anything...just an article would make them happy.

Nagging always pisses off Ms. Paramita Roy. lol...and then the only objective left to be achieved in life becomes pissing off others.:D

The rest is evident. Appended below, an 'article', signed with love!

"Since early childhood I have been god gifted with the talent of boring the hell out of people, if I want to. Being very composed is the impression I successfully impart in the beginning and somehow manage to destruct it as soon as it attains its perfect height. :) This, being the first time that I try out the same in me a certain sadistic pleasure. Your ill fate, I must say.:)

An article for the newsletter is what I have been asked for. What comes into my mind before I write anything is the significance of the word 'article'. Boring hah? Meant to be. :) Grammar says it is "one word member of a small class of words that are linked to nouns and that typically have a grammatical function identifying the noun as a noun rather than describing it." Did you understand anything? If you did not, I am successful. :) I suggest that the readers should refer to the first line of my article to recollect my purpose.:) If you still think you should carry on reading, better luck.

Here I go...An article in a dictionary is also refered to as "a clause, item, point, or particular in a contract, treaty, or other formal agreement; a condition or stipulation in a contract or bargain." Did I make sense? I m jumping with joy because i surely know that by now there are people growling and cursing me for the lines I write. Oh, I missed something...It is also "a separate clause or provision of a statute." If you have forgotten by now what I was talking about, ...Article, buddies.:) I wont let you forget that.

Did I tell you that an article is also a slang meant for 'a person' . This definition wasnt boring after all...what say? Simple and candid...just make sure you dont call me one after you finish with reading this. hehe....

Did I tell you that since early childhood I have also been god gifted with the virtue of much so that i can imagine the pathetic sleepy faces of all the people reading this and so I decide to cut it short. Mercy....yes, I do have on all of you. :) Just tolerate the last intolerable...Article...." a written composition in prose, usually nonfiction, on a specific topic, forming an independent part of a book or other publication, as a newspaper or magazine." Wasnt it essentially this that I was asked for?????

I am so sure no one will....ever again. What do you have to say? :)

1 comment:

Amandeep said...

Lolllzzzzz.... Our lady shakespeare!!! You're just too good!!! hehehe...

You rock babe!!! Love ya loads!!!